My nephew’s birthday cake was misspelled – with a raw NSFW design

It’s never too early to learn the facts of life.

A British family were appalled on Monday after a cake they ordered for a child’s first birthday came out with the wrong name – and an incredibly crude design.

According to the child’s aunt, whose name is Tass and posted both a cake sample and the finished product on Twitterthe dessert was supposed to be in the shape of a large blue number one with heart-shaped balloons and white frosting and emblazoned with Zayeem’s name.

What they got was less than tasteful.

Instead of white icing, the cake was covered in yellowish icing, and the heart-shaped balloons looked more like swimming semen.

And the greeting that was written on the cake?

It contained an embarrassing typo: “Happy Birthday Yazeem”.

“I forgot to share what my nephew’s birthday cake was supposed to look like vs how it turned out his name is Zayeem btw,” the tweet read.

The Post has contacted Tas for comment.

Several Twitter users were quick to poke fun at the two treats.

“Happy Birthday Yazeem,” one user tweeted alongside a photo of actor John Travolta, referencing when he mispronounced ‘Frozen’ star Idina Menzel’s name at the 2014 Oscars.

“Well, it’s definitely birthday themed,” reasoned an user. “Maybe a little too much focus on the reproductive part.

“The colored j–z icing and the sperm omfg,” noted another.

An indignant commentator said the whole situation was “unbelievably horrible,” adding that they hoped the baker would have scraped off the offending parts and made this cake again.

This replied with an updated photo, with which she noted that the sperm-like balloons remained – but the baker managed a quick fix for the name.

“We couldn’t even throw that much because my cousin’s wife did it,” heap revealed. “She just sells cakes on insta idk what they expected.”

This isn’t the first time someone has messed up a cake order.

Earlier this month, a woman claimed she spent $300 on a four-tiered chocolate cake – only for it to look like a mound of chocolate.

Instead of conveying an elegant cake, the baked good looked like it had been topped with hastily added sprinkles of frosting.

Another not-so-sweet moment came in April when a heated argument between a baker and a customer went viral on TikTok.

The shopper claimed a $75 rainbow cake ordered from a West Virginia bakery did not come out of the oven as expected – and the incident even prompted the hashtag #CakeGate.